Ebenezer Splooge

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Katashi Yonguya: “Why aren’t YOU naked? Is this some kind of inappropriate hazing ritual?”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Not bad, not bad. Not as thick as I’d imagined…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “I already have a enviro suit so I don’t need to be fitted. Now, everyone down the hall so they can set up your new suits.”
Trainee Bonner: “So we’re going
to get one of those? Aren’t those still in the testing phase?”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Who do you think tests them?”
Trainee Bonner: “Oh.”
Trainee Katashi Yonguya: “Just remember to stick out your chest, “three dollars.” ”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Bite me, “dick stick.””