Ebenezer Splooge

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Hey, T-Bone, where’s your comrade in defeat?”
Trainee Bonner: “Giving a statement to the base commandant… From what I hear, Sarge is going to be in the infirmary for months while his bones heal.”
Trainee Bonner: “I think you might be in BIG trouble, LOLi..”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “HEY! I didN’T lay a finger on him!”
Trainee Bonner: “Naw, you just flashed him your tits on the training range…”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Which is a legitimate battle tactic!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “We have to figure out a way to get out of this mess!”
Trainee Bonner: ““WE?” I don’t remember me whipping out anything on the training range…”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Come on, T-Bone! We’ve been bestest Bang buddies since basic!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Speaking of which… Did you order that “stretch Long Schlong” device we saw on the internets?”
Trainee Bonner: “My EYES are uP here, by the way…”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Why the fuck would I give a shit about your eyes?”

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