Ebenezer Splooge

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Sergeant Choco: “GET UP YOU SLACKERS!! And get back up that hill!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “HEY, LOSERS! I’m QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!”
Trainee Richards: “She’s thrown us down every time we’ve gone up there, Sarge. She’s unbeatable!”
Sergeant Choco: “Unbeatable! That little thing?! How do you hope to get picked for an SG team if you can’t handle her?”
Trainee Bonner: “She may be small, but she’s VICIOUS! Like some rabid Chihuahua!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “NYA! NYA! That’s it losers! Know your place, down there with Sarge in Loserville!”
Sergeant Choco: “THAT’S IT! I’M GONNA THROW YOU BACK TO BASE CAMP!”