Ebenezer Splooge

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
General West: “ORDERLY!! Why does this soldier not have a pillow!”
Madigail Adams: “He’s in a full body cast, general. He can’t feel or move ANYTHING!”
General West: “Oh, right. Carry on then. sergeant? General west, here. I need a soldier who you think is ready for the SG program. Do you have anyone? Good god, man, you look like a spider’s sack lunch.”
Sergeant Choco: “…CONNOR…”
General West: “What… What was that name again, Sergeant?”
Sergeant Choco: “…CONNOR…”
General West: “Right, “connor” it is then. Anything I can do for you, get you anything?”
Sergeant Choco: “…air hole…”
General West: “Sure thing.”
General West: “Ah, Orderly!”
Madigail Adams: “Yes ,General?”
General West: “Do me a favor and make sure the sergeant gets an air hose…”
Madigail Adams: “An AIR HOSE, SIR? Why does the sergeant need and air hose?”
General West: “How the hell should I know? Probably needs to inflate something…”