Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Bonner: “Goddamn it, LOLi, I can’t last much longer, my arms are starting to give out…”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Don’t quit now!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “OH! OH! Almost there!”
Public Address System: “Cadet connor, report to the commander’s office immediately.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor reaching for water handle: “I guess we’ll have to finish this back at the barracks.”
Trainee Bonner: “Assuming they don’t give you the boot…”
Trainee Bonner: “GAH!! Thanks for turning off the hot water!?!”
Trainee Bonner: “What the? Aren’t you going to put your clothes on before reporting to the commander’s office?!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Nope. The announcement said, “immediately.””
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
General West: “ORDERLY!! Why does this soldier not have a pillow!”
Madigail Adams: “He’s in a full body cast, general. He can’t feel or move ANYTHING!”
General West: “Oh, right. Carry on then. sergeant? General west, here. I need a soldier who you think is ready for the SG program. Do you have anyone? Good god, man, you look like a spider’s sack lunch.”
Sergeant Choco: “…CONNOR…”
General West: “What… What was that name again, Sergeant?”
Sergeant Choco: “…CONNOR…”
General West: “Right, “connor” it is then. Anything I can do for you, get you anything?”
Sergeant Choco: “…air hole…”
General West: “Sure thing.”
General West: “Ah, Orderly!”
Madigail Adams: “Yes ,General?”
General West: “Do me a favor and make sure the sergeant gets an air hose…”
Madigail Adams: “An AIR HOSE, SIR? Why does the sergeant need and air hose?”
General West: “How the hell should I know? Probably needs to inflate something…”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Good thing we’ve got all this cum for lubricant…”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Oh, yeah! It’s definitely thicker!!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Hmmm… Think that thing would work on my boobs?”
Trainee Bonner: “Naw, besides… Your boobs are fine!”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Bonner: “Fuck, I can’t hold it anymore!”
Trainee Bonner: “God, LOLi. You give the best blow jobs.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “That wasn’t a blow job, it was a measurement. Scientifically accurate…”
Trainee Bonner: “Yay, science!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “And one should always take more than one measurement…”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “With more than one measurement device. Just in case one’s off.”
Trainee Bonner: “Why am I not surprised where this was leading?”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Because this is where it ALWAYS leads…FUCKER!”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “How long have you been using that thing and have you been keeping measurements?”
Trainee Bonner: “First off, I think this is kind of personal, but Yes, I think It’s gotten about a half inch longer…”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: ““A half inch?” I think it’s gotten longer than that, I’d better measure it for accuracy…”
Trainee Bonner: “Accuracy? What the hell are you Going to measure it with, you didn’t bring a ruler in with you…”
Trainee Bonner as Loli Anne Conner gwomps his cock: “!?!”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Owd gweh gwitz gwefitty gweegger. Gwyde gway gwitz gwah gwench gwarter gwoun gwy gwoat”
Trainee Bonner: “Don’t talk with your mouth full, LOLi…”