Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Bonner: “Whoa, what about me? Why do you just get to add anyone you want into our sexual activities?”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “HUH? When did you go straight? You’re telling me you didn’t find that hunk of meat attractive?”
Trainee Bonner: “I’m not saying that, it’s just I’m starting to feel you don’t value our relationship.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “What relationship? We fuck like a xxx-box 360. ALL THE TIME.”
Trainee Bonner: “I’m just saying maybe we should try a second female for once…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “And they just disappeared…”
Doctor Fucher: “I swear, I brought a set of your clothes from your room. Someone took them. How else do you explain your ripped up uniform from the mission being gone too?”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Wait. You think cadet pervert took them?!”
Doctor Fucher: “Hmm, he’s was saying something about putting something sweet on e-bay earlier…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “That creepy little… I want my cut.”
Trainee Bonner: “Added priority: Threesome with her.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Which “her?””
Trainee Bonner: “Either.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “That’d be a foursome. And I’m in.”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Trainee Bonner: “Wow. The Splortgate program. Thanks, for talking the commander into letting me go with you.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “I still don’t get it. After sarge’s accident it doesn’t make sense for us to get rewarded. Our first priority is to find out what’s REALLY going on.”
Trainee Katashi Yonguya: “Greetings.”
Trainee Bonner: “Oh, hi.”
Trainee Loli Anne Connor: “Okay, our first priority is to find out if that guy’s into threesomes.”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Right… While highly unlikely, as I have no memory of what happened it IS possible”
General West: “I… Just remembered I have a teleconference. I’ve brought in some new recruits for makeshift team to go back to the planet of the ambush. As soon as the doctor clears you for duty I’d like you to lead that team, Captain.”
Doctor Fucher: “I’ve got to analyze the scan results but I don’t see anything of concern so far, Sir.”
General West: “I’ve left the team members’ personnel files with the doctor so you go over your new personnel…”
Doctor Fucher: “I’ll let you know the results when I have them, General.”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Have you looked over the files, Janet?”
Doctor Fucher: “Oh, hell yes. Wait till you meet the Japanese stud!”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
General West: “Captain, all we know is you stumbled through the gate unconscious. We sent through a armed response squad within a ten minutes but they found nothing and NO one on the other side.”
General West: “What do you remember before coming through the gate?”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Per our mission objective we
met up with the local populace who were taking us to meet with a government official. But, that’s all I remember. I don’t remember any contact, combat, Just we were on our way to the official’s office…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Do you think someone pushed me through the gate, sir? They would have had to have had to dial OUR coordinates…”
General West: “mmm.. Yes… Our measurements…”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “Have you heard a word I’ve said, or have you just been staring at my boobs?!”
General West: “Right, so the rest of your team’s being held hostage by alien boobs!”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Captain Samantha Kotter: “So, how long was I out, Janet?”
Doctor Fucher: “About five days.”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “How about the rest of the team?”
Doctor Fucher: “I’ll let general west brief you on that.”
Captain Samantha Kotter: “That doesn’t sound good. Did they send a rescue mission?”
Doctor Fucher: “Why don’t you ask the general, he just walked in.”
General West: “Cadet! You need to leave the room!”
Cadet Dummasse: “What?! Why, I’ve got clearance!”
General West: “This is a need to know conversation, And I’ve never met a cadet that needed to know anything!”
Cadet Dummasse: “You just want me to stop blocking your view…”
General West: “OUT! NOW!”